This week the team at City Rental Services have decided to celebrate April Fool’s Day by scouring the internet to find the very best landlord jokes out there – and sharing them with our letting-only landlord Bristol readers.
So, in no particular order, here’s the best landlord jokes on the internet which made our team chuckle in the office – we hope you like them too!
If you dropped a slug and a landlord off the Clifton Suspension Bridge, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares!
What do you get if you cross a landlord with a weasel? No change whatsoever!
What do you have if you see a landlord buried neck-deep in concrete? A good start!
What do landlords do for fun? I don’t know, I haven’t seen mine in months!
What’s the definition of a perfect tenant? One who the landlord doesn’t know what your name is!
A housewife called up a pet store and said “Send me 30,000 cockroaches”. “What in the world do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?” asked the pet store owner. “I’m moving out of my flat in Bristol today, and I want to leave it exactly as I found it for the landlord,” she answered.
Some fantastic April Fool’s Day landlord jokes – but rest assured, they do not relate to any of our property landlords who are all well-trained, and care about their tenants!
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